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Who are you?
I'm your new probation worker.
Well, what happened to the other probation worker?
Apparently she's missing or something. NOW. I know this is where I'm supposed to make a big speech about you paying your debt to society and making a difference... but seriously. We've all got things we'd rather be doing. Going t' see your mates. Little recreational drug use. Making love to your beautiful Italian girlfriend, yeah? 'M talking about me. So let's just get through it and get out of here, alright?
I'm your new probation worker.
Well, what happened to the other probation worker?
Apparently she's missing or something. NOW. I know this is where I'm supposed to make a big speech about you paying your debt to society and making a difference... but seriously. We've all got things we'd rather be doing. Going t' see your mates. Little recreational drug use. Making love to your beautiful Italian girlfriend, yeah? 'M talking about me. So let's just get through it and get out of here, alright?
